KBro/NMH Reunion Page
Last modified: 15.March.2005

EVERYONE HAD A GREAT TIME --- Thanks to all in N.E. who put up with the CA duo.

Random comments -- sent BEFORE the reunion:
  (Peter, 18.Feb): As a general scheme, how's about touring the King Heritage Trail midweek (Springfield, Drinkwater Road, Groton, Rutland to see June, Ticonderoga, other suggestions?) culminating in a party at my place on Friday night and then Saturday we head to NMH/Steve and Diane's and a frolicking night of music at Northfield (I should've asked Diane about this before putting it in an email)?

  (FBI, 20.Feb): Nation Goes on Highest State of Alert; Lock up the women and children. The infamous King brothers are planning a reunion week of terrorizing the Northeast this June. Their dauntingly brazen style of social ineptitude will be a scourge upon the wholesome fabric of our civilization. If they knock on your door, DON'T LET THEM IN. If you're lucky, and you give them beer, perhaps they will move on.
If you would like to learn more about this gaggle of misfits, then your priorities are really screwed up. But if you are truly possessed by the type of morbid curiosity that prevents you from averting your eyes when you pass roadkill, then, by all means, come to the June 8th book-signing in Shaftsbury where the King Boys will unveil their latest literary gift to the world, "There's More Out Than In." Expectations are running high after their debut smash: "You're In the Army Now!"
The event will drag mercilessly on into the next day in the Northfield, MA area where all will crash David the Elder's 40th Northfield Mt Hermon reunion party in the evening where the boys try to relive their glory days in rock'n'roll with the Midlife Crisis Band. Pitiful, at best. 
My advice: Get your hair and nails done that weekend.

  (Hinsdale, 1.Apr): And a Happy All Fools Day to All ...
In anticipation of the June massacree, Hinsdale is all a-twitter. It might be a side effect of Hinsdale being all a buzz. In any case, we're doing some serious hatch-battening in a valiant and futile attempt to Be Prepared. DGK: During this inevitable tumultuous time, and as Cootriarch of the tetrarchy, we insectivores will be relying on your wisdom, your leadership, your German, your photos... (That reminds me - I have every one, and I mean every CARTON filled with CASES, of Aunt Mary's South African slides! Are June 5th and 6th good for everyone?). We may also be hopelessly relying on you to become a (Okay, THE) contributing sponsor to our hastily-created non-profit group, the Loyal Order Of Toads, or L.O.O.T. Before you hang up, let me tell you it's a really, really Worthy Cause. As good or better than throwing money into ANY W.C. ! (worthy cause)
OK
On a highest alertness note, it appears that a major build-up of fortifications, including Instruments of Mass Hearing Reduction, has been discovered at the Shaftsbury PKK compound (Puffy Klux Klan). It has also been rumored that the dreaded " 'Blonde' Rounsefell Sisters" may be joining the alleged conspiracy, the main objective of which is to overthrow the evil occupying forces who have held Drinkwater Road HOSTAGE for TOO DAMN LONG !!!
As I'm sure you've all learned from the free calendars from your pharmacies, June 2 thru 9 is "National Headache Awareness Week". No worries - we are carriers.
Our favorite Grandfather, who aren't in Heaven, Howard be Thy name ... How long has it been? I mean you being north of the Mason-Dixon, of course. We know you'll have no problem re-assimilating into the local dialect, but bring yer woolies.
Now that we're all old enough to be graying, yet still young enough to pee too often, I'm looking at the upcoming reunion as our very own New England AARP meeting. Ne panique pas, Pedro - of course I refer to the American Association of Recovering Penobscots! As we ponder all the unthinkable alternate theories to explain all those noses, I shall sign off, using the name my former ancestors passed down to me.
  Love your brothers,
  Little Stevie One-Nickel-To-Rub-Together